Muslim WPC reveals telekinetic crime-fighting superpowers
Kapow! She takes you to the ground with a thought-wave!
Whizz! She tightens the handcuffs with a blink of her eye!
Crunch! She flings you in the van with a shake of her Met-badged veil!
This is news that a muslim policewoman has refused to shake hands with the Met Police Commissioner at her passing-out ceremony. Apparently her faith prevents her ‘touching a man other than her husband.’
So how in the blithering fuck are you going to perform any arrests you stupid girl?!?
WHY would you join a profession where the one thing you can be sure of is manhandling a load of sweaty geezers everyday?!?
Kris has more. I’m just too exasperated to think straight.
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