Fahrenheit's Blog

Via DK, here's the campaign speech I think we'd ALL secretly like to make.

I promise, if elected, I will spend every day of my term making sure the government does absolutely fucking nothing.

I'm gonna stop government spending in almost every area you can imagine. The government will be so starved of revenue it will barely be able to function. You'll have to pay for stuff yourselves instead of expecting other people to do it.

You'll have to mind your own damned business and take responsibility for your own actions.

You're gonna learn to live your own life, without the government's tongue permanently shoved up your arsehole.

you'll pay bugger-all tax. You'll have more money to spend on your new personal responsibilities. No cunt-faced bureaucrat can tell you how to build your house, or that you can't chop down some ugly heritage-listed dead tree in your backyard. You won't have to pay the government for the privilege of buying a house or a car or anything else.

Nothing, and I mean nothing that you do will be illegal as long as it doesn't harm any other person.....and by "harm", I don't mean some silly old bitch thinking your house is the wrong colour, or that your lifestyle is "immoral".

Your life is yours. You neighbours life is theirs. Harm no-one, pay for your own stuff and mind your own fucking business.

Go and read the whole thing, it's just tremendous.